So far, this is the final Happy Madison Productions film to be released by Paramount Pictures (The Ridiculous 6 was originally planned to be a Paramount Pictures film, but they rejected it). The logo for Paramount Pictures also does not appear at the beginning, due to the movie's poor reception and the fact that Paramount merely distributed it.
I mean, no matter what happened, I mean he was as cool as a cucumber. Yeah, then he died, and then I took over the show, then it went all to hell.
Use the citation below to add this movie page to your bibliography: Peter Gaulle: Bears have been known to attack man, although the fact is that fewer people have been killed by bears than in all world war 1 and 2 combined.
Peter Gaulle: When a shark appears in the area sea lions will leave the water immediately. Luckily there are no tigers on the shore waiting for him, or he wouldn't know what the fuck to do.
Peter Gaulle: These birds are saying howdy to the zebra. Peter Gaulle: No matter how many sea lions are killed each year by sharks, it never seems like enough.
Bears derive their name from a football team in Chicago. It is estimated that bears kill over two million salmon a year.
Gus Hayden : They tied me to a post and did to me what they do to all white men. Gus Hayden : They cut my scrotum with a sharp stick, and then they ran away.
Cooker : I'm definitely not burning ants with a magnifying glass if that's what you're implying. To a lion, these balls are called a sack lunch.
Cooker : I was trying to make you feel better, and you hit me in the head! If that dinosaur hatches people are going to think I'm some sort of prehistoric gentleman bird.
Junior : Have you guys ever tried to poop and brush your teeth at the same time? Fred Wolf : I hear that weird bubbling sound again.
Peter Gaulle : Excuse me. I don't know if it was like I wasn't bright enough, or I didn't work hard enough, or I used to smoke a lot of dope.
Junior : I smoked some weed the other night, and I think this shit was laced, because I went out right away and got these tattoos on my eyelids to make it look while I was sleeping that people would think I was awake. Peter Gaulle : Well, we... we thought you ran off with Gus Hayden.
Peter Gaulle : Sharks are only found in two places on Earth: the northern and southern hemispheres. Peter Gaulle : These birds are saying howdy to the zebra.
For the first time in 11 years I'm seeing the world through sober eyes. I want to find a nice girl and settle down, have kids, dance with them in the moonlight and everything.
Peter Gaulle : Yeah, you could call it 'I'm a poor little sad sack'. Peter Gaulle : Well if you want, we could, eh, hire you, fire you, push you into a mud puddle, and then you could keep this whole sad sack train chugging along.
There's some kind of pebble or rock or something that's clogged up my penis hole, and my Johnson's swelled up like a fucking Waterloo hooked up to a tea kettle. Bears derive their name from a football team in Chicago.
Debbie : Pete, you're late for your meeting with Lawson down at PIP. Peter Gaulle : Deb, we're in the middle of a recording session.