(reference to Night of the Living Dead) Can I get any of you cunts a drink? Watch the leather (reference to Dazed and Confused) Cornet to.
Well, your mum rang about going out tonight, then Liz rang about the two of you eating out tonight, and then your mum rang back to see if I wanted to eat her out tonight. Liz : If I don't do something, I'm going to end up going into that pub every night for the rest of my life like the rest of those sad old fuckers, drinking myself to death and wondering what the hell happened.
Trisha Goddard : Radio Newscaster : The Church of England has joined other extremist religious groups in proclaiming the phenomenon 'a sign of the coming apocalypse', although Downing Street is refusing to be drawn into a religious debate.
Jeremy Thompson : In extreme circumstances, the assailants can be stopped by removing the head or destroying the brain. I will repeat that: by removing the head or destroying the brain.
Liz : It's just that with Ed here, it's no wonder I always bring my flatmates out, and then that only exacerbates things. Liz : Um, it means to make things worse.
Liz : Shaun, what I'm trying to say is, I need something a little more, rather than spending every night in the Winchester. Ed : Yeah, I love his mum.
NOW CAN YOU SEE WHY I'M SO FUCKING ANGRY?! Shaun : Woah, woah, Pete, look...all right, we had a couple of drinks...we split up with Liz tonight.
Next time I see him, he's dead. Krishnan Guru-Murthy : Though no one official is prepared to comment, religious groups are calling it Judgement Day.
We take Pete's car, we drive over to mum's, we go in, take care of Phillip [“I'm so sorry, Phillip. “], then we grab mum, we go over to Liz's place, hole up, have a nice cup of tea and wait for all this to blow over.
Ed : If we hole up, I want to be somewhere familiar, I want to know where the exits are, and I want to be allowed to smoke. “], grab mum, go to Liz's, pick her up, bring her back here, have a nice cup of tea and wait for all this to blow over.
Shaun : No, no, no, no, no, wait, we can't bring her back here. “], grab Liz, go to the Winchester, have a nice cold pint, and wait for all of this to blow over.
Barbara : Well you weren't always the easiest person to live with Shaun : Mum, he chased me round the garden with a bit of wood! Shaun : That wasn't true.
David : Didn't want to cramp your style. Shaun : Everybody stays where you are, I'm going to check and see if the coast is clear.
Shaun : Well, you don't want to die single, do you? I'm not going to say, you know, there's plenty more fish in the sea.
But what I will say is this... ' Ed : It's not the end of the world. [Shaun has just discovered the zombies have returned and has a horrified look on his face.
Shaun : You never thought I was good enough, that I deserved her! Dianne : I know that you only hung around with me in college to be close to Liz, and when she knocked you back I was there to pick up the pieces.